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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Good evening my Minions.

It is I, your humble, brave amazing, modest, and humble ruler, Agatha.

In the remembrance of the holocaust, I have prepared a short allegory in the style of a Russel Edsons story, which is literally comprised of utter nonsense. Nonetheless, I hope it conveys a message of how we should remember the millions of lives lost. 

          The monkey had plans to take over the world. You could see it in his eyes. The evil simian took country by country, invading first the lands of the Hyena, then effortlessly taking apart the Republic of Feline-topia. His next target was the country of the united forest, led by the courageous thermometer. But the thermometer had other plans to foil the evil monkey. He sent floods of mercury to poison the monkey, but it was too late as the hyena said: “there’s no escape from the monkey who takes over the world”. The thermometer ordered the united forest Bear Corp. to sent out thousands of their highly trained bears to defeat the furry menace, but it was too late, as the hyena screamed: “there’s no escape from that devious little monkey”. All of the winged armies of the world, as instructed by the brave thermometer sent their birds with guns over to the monkey, but it was too late. As the hyena hissed, “there’s no escaping that little primate”.

1 comment:

  1. what are you doing this was hilarious but it was confusing nice job Russel Eddson style.

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